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Terrorism Demotivational Poster


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More motifakes by dhalsim

zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
Damnit! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?

ferguson missouri -

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DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...

The Day The World Came To Town -

NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.

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Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm
I agree. But his wife is hot.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to assess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:33 pm
JLBachs, we don't make political statements over here on the funny site anymore, there's the door to Politifale.com if you'd like to continue your discussion. Thanks!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
A few nukes back then would have saved us 40 years of Arab bull$hit. Will we ever learn.
Airman - September 9, 2009, 4:17 pm
YaMam.. this was made quite some time ago, in response to the new administration wanting to change "Terrorism" to "man made disaster".. political bullshit. It was poking fun at the politically correct crap.
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
Also, dont be so obsessed with terrorism all the time, it gets a little wearisome
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:02 pm
Its still a disaster retard! something can be both a disaster AND terrorism.

TERRORISM - Their weaponry gets more advanced every day.

MANATEES - Now we know who the real terrorists are

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me4891 - January 12, 2010, 4:23 pm

ORDER A PIZZA - Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists.


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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.

The Rebel Without A Pause -

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 10:44 pm
It's a never ending cycle of horror.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2014, 8:49 am

i wish i knew the answer. violence begets violence. powerful poster dude.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am
It's guys like Ray here that make all Americans look like ignorant war mongerers. I'm glad that we have better examples of American citizens on the network......even the texans are less militant than the stereotypes usually implie. :)
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:03 am
You may have a right to call me hateful, but you certainly wrong me and millions of other Muslims who just go on about their daily lives trying to survive. But it's your right, so I ask the mods not to silence or ban you, you have a right to that opinion.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:01 am
But once again I will tell you that, that's like your ignorant opinion which causes muslims like me who've never hurt anyone to worry about being who they are in today's world. I have never blamed an American nor a Jew for what US and Israel do.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:59 am
Due to the US sacking Iraq for no good reason and empowering the state of Israel to occupy Palestine and oppress it's people. In short how the US pushes us arabs around like an elementary school bully.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:57 am
Well I guess I can go about an entire rant about how you're own American culture is quite hateful. And that you're own USA is the only reason organizations such as Al-Qaeda and Hamas have formed.
rerun - January 21, 2013, 6:49 am

No idiot, the Moderator is open minded enough to judge people on people, not religous, racial, etc beliefs. As far as banning you, you are expressing an opinion which I don't agree with. I need a good reason to ban you, attack somebody here & I will
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 9:11 pm
Good grief, my typing and brain need to get it together. The Moderator's Jewish religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's political motivations. This is typical of Jewish Liberals who vote Democrat in spite.
Greeny - January 20, 2013, 8:53 pm
Your hair looks nice
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:32 pm
Oh and should the Moderator choose to silence me, I can live with that and expect it. The primary difference between a Communist and a Liberal is the power to kill and imprison those that disagree, not the lack of desire to do so.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:23 pm
Should have read, the Moderator's political agenda takes a back seat to the Moderator's religion.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:21 pm
Obviously the Mocerator's religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's religious beliefs.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:19 pm
In addition, Timothy McVey did not enjoy the widespread support of any group for his nearly SOLO act. But the Left routinely uses Timothy McVey to defend Muslims who are a CULTURE OF VIOLENCE and TERRORISM because the Left doesn't care about reality.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:16 pm
Gee is there any course of action a poster can take when he is personally attacked by a Moderator? Timothy McVey was not a part of an organized terrorist group such as Hamas and Al Queada. He was a nut with a small circle of friends.
rerun - January 20, 2013, 8:10 pm

Gee raygun505, I guess if this is true this Jewish Moderator should not be friends with the poster creator. Well, I call BS, not all terrorists are Muslim. Does the name Timothy McVey ring any bell? Oklahoma City bombing?
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 12:01 pm
Well then, just to make sure he looks good, I'll make sure to always twist things around for him with my twisty little wit that I got from my violent muslim upbringing playing with legos, vicious legos mind you.
GaryO - January 20, 2013, 11:47 am
Oh yeah, he’s a verbiate poster alright, but only when the twisted wit of our Hammy is applied
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 11:18 am
ye see that gary ? my father would be so proud if he saw this, either that or tell me to get my ass back to punching babies and not dis-honor my muslim heritage... I actually like this guy, funnier than a lot of posters nowadays he is.
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:30 am
Not all two year old posters are commented on by idiots, but all idiots comment on two year old posters. Howevah, I appreciate seeing this one, and really enjoyed seeing Hammy’s metamorphosis from meek noob to uproarious commenteer, all in one poster.
Hawamleh - January 19, 2013, 7:30 am
Well shit... I didn't even know that...hold on, I'm gonna go out and punch me some babies. Or maybe not, maybe I'll just tell you that I'm Muslim and that's like your opinion man.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:09 am
Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are in fact Muslims. The entire Muslim religion is based on violence.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 7:44 pm
Controversial but Demotivational.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 7:31 pm
i Know, All those Guys Do Is Bash Obama..
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
I don't think this was done in a political manner, so I reckon that's why the mod has let it slide, it would've been a shame to lose this to Politifake...
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:31 pm
nonSense...We Do This To Move Feelings...And Debates Hapenning means a lot of feelings have been moved...just nothing hatefull.
forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
(my personal amateurish) guideline: If someone could be offended or motivated to start a debate you perhaps should think about the text again...
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

aggy being new at this, what is the guidelines for political. i mean a little is allowed...no? whats the cut off? racism obviously, hate i assume...anything else?
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Thanks, Im Glad You Like It :D
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 4:58 am
Consider this one of the exceedingly rare times I'll give anything that isn't uproariously funny or demotivating 5 lions...
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
No worries... again... not bagging on your work by any means. Just guiding the comments.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:12 pm
Ok I Just Wanted it to be known That im not trying to do anything political. But I'll Stfu Now :D
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm
Let the poster stand on it's own. Don't turn it into a debate. Please. You're very appreciated here.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm
Not disagreeing with the poster. And much like I said about a banned member's politifakes - you aren't going to fix terrorism one motifake at a time. This is a great poster, and I approved it... but this is not the venue to argue it.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm
True, But How Is Stoping Terrorism bad? In Any Way?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm
You do an incredible job on these sorts of posters... the captions show thought and time put into them. I'd say that you're in danger of belaboring the theme, though... close, but not yet.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
I'd think it is more often religious in nature and used by the politicos to further their own agendas. Torquemada and Robespierre?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
Ok next one Will be A comedy :D thanks man and cant wait to see your new one.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:59 pm

i'de love to know who gave you 2 l's on this. moving...like all of yours. and no, i don't believe its political. i keep meaning to make anotrher "einstien" that i think you'de like haw.thumbs up dude. now...make me laugh...lol.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
Grewat posters btw haar the cat one is freakin epic :D
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
Food for thought, TOC
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:57 pm
Its Not, this critiques no regime no nothing this just says that killing innocents has no riligion...i still wanna know who that bomber was..Racist !
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
IMO, pretty much anything labeled as terrorism has political roots. Maybe that's just me.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
How Is this Political?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
for what?
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
Oh, but: political. I'm not voting.
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
You Disgust me....Timmy.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
seriously 2 lions, is it that bad?? pls tell me whats so bad about it so i can improve..

The Day After 9/11 -

All The Presidents Men -

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:45 pm
Thanks :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:34 pm
I think some of your stuff belongs on politifake, Greybeard.


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UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.

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Fatty - April 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
Note: Matty is NOT Fatt Matt. Just making sure...
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take over after that.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Matty - You should be beaten to your knees for this.

Practice vs Preaching -

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maoworks2 - July 21, 2014, 8:42 am
French Frie & Gravy Man .
GaryO - July 21, 2014, 8:40 am
Oh yeah.

I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR - To tear apart all security measures, bring America to socialism, and to pour mounting debt onto the next two generations.

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manicbranic - November 3, 2009, 4:15 pm
the idea of any government at all is a socialist one. the idea is to try to encourage markets to grow in a way that doesnt systematically disadvantage anyone. obama hasn't done that yet, but neither did bush, who sold national productivity for liquidity.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:55 pm
card? The White House stated they don't believe opposition is racial but they also haven't condemned those who are throwing the race card on the table...There's some proof for you...NEXT!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:53 pm
No, you just called me and others idiots this time. Obama's use of race card during the campaign in his words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjRfKVwRUds - How about defending his Harvard buddy's arrest? Or letting others attack opposition with the race
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:38 pm
ive never called you a dick. and as for race, the only one i see playing the race card is you. *-see your poster "RACE CARD"....next!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:28 pm
God you're a dick with no humor huh? BTW, you obviously don't read my posters. They attack the policies and what can be learned about him from them. Vitriol? I don't attack race, birth certificate, or call him a nazi. Your attacks on me are false/ignorant
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:22 pm
Puh-Lease, you know what i meant. And as for not attacking him personally,....have you read any of the vitriol you post here? oh wait, yes you do, because you answer it yourself alot of the time.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
That's not nice to say about the President and his advisors, ILB. I try to stick to his bad policies instead of personal attacks but it is nice to see you're actually seeing the truth.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
Idiots, all.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:59 pm
He is no where near "the same shit as Bush". What company did Bush take over? If socialism works for you great. I don't want it here.
Zelk - September 18, 2009, 3:46 pm
Latin America, El Salvador, we are socialist... we are proud of it and we still have freedom... dont be stupid... why you call obama socialist... is just the same sh** as bush... we don't give a sh*t about him... he is maybe muslim... thats another thing
Boomer - July 2, 2009, 9:31 pm
For all of you who voted for him thanks again for the screwing we are all getting. Pay back is a Bitch.
firefly - July 2, 2009, 1:23 pm
You yanks are terrified of socialism
Agent K - July 2, 2009, 8:02 am

Potential -

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HAHA - March 13, 2009, 10:54 am
Yeah Islam is all about peace. Stupid fucks!!!
LogicDude - October 12, 2008, 6:34 pm
Awwww, he wants to be a martyr when he blows up! Um, I mean, "grows up."
ieatbabies - September 12, 2008, 1:47 am
Awsome parental guidence there

Immigration Debate -

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EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2017, 3:12 am
Somehow, the Japanese managed it. Does that make them more Christian?
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:49 pm
A debut like that? Up yours! Please check out the Poster evolution thread in our forum. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9718&p=256395#p256384
Silverheart - February 22, 2017, 11:20 pm

Wow. That's one powerful picture there. Welcome to Motifake, please stick around, you're off to a great start.


NEW INTERROGATION METHODS - On the bright side, the Al Qaeda training manual doesn't have instructions on how to resist these methods.

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TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:45 pm
Sigh..remember when we could sandbag em?
ranger - October 30, 2009, 9:22 pm
no way u can put a hood over his head....that aint correct bro
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:21 pm
I take both great and personal offence at the poster. *snickers*
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:33 am
Whether you agree with it or not, its still freakin' hilarious

PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions.

TERRORISM - Even The Land of OZ Ain't Safe

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GO AHEAD AND SHOOT - One Handgun: $500. Plane Ticket: $100. Putting a hole in the fuselage at 30,000 feet: Priceless.

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waldobaby - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Weird editor. Cheap editor. Supposed to say "rip an arm apart too." One benefit is the second person in the line of fire doesn't get hit.
waldobaby - April 15, 2009, 3:30 am
Like LogicDude said, marshals on planes use something like Glaser Safety Rounds that are essentially compressed shot. They're brittle & fragment easily. The benefit is they won't make it through 1 layer of aluminum or 1 layer of bone. Rip an arm a
The7thGuest - April 5, 2009, 11:19 am
Explosive Decompression requires an EXPLOSION. The air escapes at a rate relative to the hole size......heheh, hole size
Mark - March 8, 2009, 11:56 am
barockeva - Too bad that you weren't there with them. No really - I mean it. You could have offered them the testicles from out of your mouth. Knight9910 please see first comment by walkerofskies and don't do any more tunnels. They Fail and also = 1
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:49 am
They didn't need guns to have beaten the terrorists. Just a couple testicles between them would have sufficed.
LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 9:06 am
Frangible ammunition. Get some.
walkerofskies - November 24, 2008, 8:59 am
explosive decompression: It's a myth

INSURGENCY - Once considered an acceptable strategy for gaining independence from tyrannical oppressors

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spencer - September 3, 2008, 11:16 pm
The thing is the insurgents in Iraq are killing their own people more than they are us. Plus willing to kill women and children in the process. Alot different if you ask me.
Ashson - September 2, 2008, 10:50 pm
Always an acceptable strategy - IF you win.
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 10:47 am
...but the terrorists have beards, Mel just stuck with freedom fighter-style sideburns

Hamid's Bad Hair Day -


For A Price -

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:04 am
If there was some way to get them all in the same town that has no civilians, one MOAB could send them to their interview with their god permenantly.

It's the 4th -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:35 pm
I personally believe that the date thing wasn't changed because it was too late. America had started doing the opposite the rest of the world did, including which side of the road to drive. But the date format was forgotten... To late to change! Lol!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:01 am
Hmmm, fair question. Possibly because it’s the only date we care to have the Brits remember.
OSA - July 5, 2014, 3:37 am
Can someone explain why in the US, that dates are usually expressed in the format MM/DD, (September 11, December 25, January 26, etc.), but when they refer to their independence from England, they run back to mother England with "The 4th of July"?
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:31 am
Then some are so 5L crotchety...honestly. Teehee
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:39 pm
Remember: Some of your neighbors are veterans with PTSD, and they've heard quite enough explosions already. Be polite.

First World -

Desolate Anticipation -

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Greybeard - October 2, 2014, 11:48 pm
Yes, sadly collateral damage to innocents happen every day...
Reality Lord - October 2, 2014, 7:46 am

i know that picture very well. brutal.


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Sean - August 28, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thank you! *thinks* I mean HEY!!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
A prime example as usual Sean.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
See TTH ... THIS is how one egages in utterly shameless self-promotion. Tootles.

TERRORISTS - ... You're not fooling anyone.

TERRORISM - It kills less Americans then other Americans

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Buzzramjet - February 12, 2012, 7:32 pm
Well Mark, you proved his point. Very well done.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:00 pm
We can only hope that you become a statistic too barockeva.
Not! - April 6, 2009, 7:11 am
Who the fuck can tell, the picture is too small!
barockeva - January 26, 2009, 8:25 pm
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 12:40 pm
Who said I was Christian? What the fuck? "Don't assume things" ...Asshole. Goodbye.
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 2:57 pm
Silly christians, just keep climbing your invisible moral highground.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 10:17 am
Oh Great and Legendary Timmy! We have only come to Motifake seeking to get you a brain! Please don't smite us!
barockeva - January 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
You assume my comments here wont change anything. Don't assume things. Just ignore the man behind the curtain like you always have. Perhaps some day you'll come to understand the christian agenda as I have.
Arrogant Knight - January 15, 2009, 4:27 pm
Listen, barockeva. Your comments here won't change anything. If you want to make a difference in the world, then get the fuck off MotiFake and get out there. Atleast then we won't have to put up with your shit.
barockeva - January 15, 2009, 2:11 pm
So our military being engaged is what kept terrorists off our soil for the majority of the existence of the united states? And yes, we should reduce driving. There are much safer, cheaper alternative forms of transit.
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 7:33 am
No Timmy, our military being engaged is why there aren't as many deaths due to terrorism and *gasp* do you think we should stop driving since it's apparently the 2nd leading cause? Still, your point does fail in a new way now.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 6:35 pm
No, it's pointing out the hilarity that the government is more worried about terrorism then real threats.
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 1:09 pm
This is a piece of nonsensical shite Timmy. AK's posts (AND thoughtful comments) DO contribute. You? You just fail. Epically. Over and over and over again.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:05 pm
No you don't.
Arrogant Knight - January 13, 2009, 9:59 am
What shit? I actually contribute GOOD things to this site.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 9:52 am
You take YOUR shit somewhere else.
Arrogant Knight - January 12, 2009, 11:36 pm
How is this demotivating or funny? I don't fucking care about your views on terrorism. Take this shit somewhere else.

AND ON THE THIRD DAY... - Osama does the 'Christian Thing' ...Now all we have to do is wait for the Second Coming!

NEW TERRORIST CELL OPENED - In the back of any Macy's

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david5300 - May 19, 2011, 12:16 am
One of Osamas virgins takes a walk

OVERREACTING - Let me show you how.

In School -

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Greybeard - November 17, 2015, 11:05 pm
The best defense is offense :)
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:30 pm
Good point,GB! Good manners only takes you so far, then its time to start offending the offensive! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - November 15, 2015, 2:40 pm
You prefer to fight them deaf and blind? Good luck with that!
Bandit5906 - November 15, 2015, 10:30 am
Don't alienate: eliminate!
EmilioDumphque - November 15, 2015, 10:16 am
Lesson: Whenever we find out about a terrorist cell before they can strike, it's the Muslims they must live among that inform us. It wouldn't be productive to alienate them.

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2014, 8:31 am
That's It 5L Lord .
Reality Lord - October 27, 2014, 7:46 am

the feels...they're hitting

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mizzdizz - June 27, 2017, 1:12 pm
Very true! I live in California. We have to deal with this. Well put! ^!
concern3 - June 26, 2017, 8:52 pm
Very funny, UP yours

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:47 pm
Ha! I'm a virgin again then!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Yeah, but it is coming back. Use it or lose it theory applies, by my reckoning.
JesusWept - November 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
So you lost your virginity? LOL
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:37 pm
Some of the comments... truly are 5L. Should be a repository for the greats. Would be worth reading. Yet another twisted art form.
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:10 am
That would be the Mother Superior with an AR-10!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:56 pm
Only if you're a believer!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:55 pm
Too bad the nuns may have the shotguns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:52 pm
Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!
JesusWept - November 17, 2014, 12:05 pm
Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:39 am
Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:58 am
The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:53 am
What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with shotguns!

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Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 10:26 am
It's a crying shame that this religious zealotry exists on this large of a scale :(
Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 10:21 am
Thank you :(
GaryO - March 5, 2015, 10:02 am
Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 9:49 am
Thank you. I've had the foto awhile but couldn't find the right words to support it until today.
Reality Lord - March 5, 2015, 7:58 am

strong message

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Greeny - October 31, 2015, 11:34 am
most excellent
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2015, 11:09 am
Man-o-man! You got that right!!

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NickDahlmier - July 17, 2016, 3:46 pm
I just feel he should be recognized for a few more particular roles he's played, instead of just his "currently most-popular".
Silverheart - July 16, 2016, 6:49 pm

You really are Jeff Bridges #1 fan, arentcha?